Oh, What I'd Give To * poke *

To Start This Blog Off With A Bang...

I saw these and felt the sudden urge to puke. Who in the world would wear these? Sure, they'd most likely match with anything, just about, but how could anyone find these appealing?
When I saw them, I immediately thought of my cardboard treasure box that I made in a craft class, complete with fake rubies and jewels that were hot-glued on.
Not to mention, take a look at the pants! STRIPES!
HEAVEN HELP US!

And what looks like red socks.
Does this.. is it even a woman.. know ANYTHING? Or is she blind?